Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors

Visited the bank this monday morning and
met quite number of people at the bank door
so decided to pen down my
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with
their hands raised up and their heads bowed
down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door
has opened.!
2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished
the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy
inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out
nah,when the door hasnt opened yet…. i was
like come Jack me come out nah.. grin grin
3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the
door,some will even think the bank has
closed,some will wait for someone to comeout
before they enter.
4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
their phones,keys even after much done they
would be denied entrance.. The security officer
be like ”oga you be welder ? cheesy ”
5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now
with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when
they enter the door they would hold out every
metal object like keys,phones outside the door
until the door makes attempt to close.. When
one door closes the other must open. wink
6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering
the door, even when they enter alone they will
want to know how many people are inside the
bank before the door opens.
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask
questions that one needs to consult the gods
before they answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and
coincidentally two people wants to enter from
both inside the bank and outside.. They will
keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a
game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!


5 Types Of People You Meet At A Typical Nigerian Buka (Mama Put)

Being a bachelor has taken me to several
kinds of iya Amina, Embassy, Mama Bee and
other local canteens in Osogbo, so i felt i had
to share my experience of various kind of
people i meet:
1. The Oppressors:
These type of people are often very fat, they
sit down and the girls come down to them to
take their order, you hear stuffs like;
“4 wraps of pounded yam with egusi, put
panla, ponmo, ogunfe, assorted and meat, with
cold stout and bottle water”.
N.B: all the meats, fish, ponmos, assorted are
brought in several plates for them to eat as
much as possible.
2. The Voracious eater:
These set of people are normally slim, and
unlike the oppressors, they go to order their
food, you can recognize them when you hear;
“madam give me 8 fufu, no 10 cos i never
chop since morning, 3meat, 2ponmo, orobo
coke (50cl) and 2 pure water”.
3. The Acagons:
Na these ones tire me pass, they are the
downgraded versions of the voracious eater,
and they are well known by the madam. They
believe in quantity over quality, you will hear;
“iya bisi give me as usual, and the madam
puts 9 wraps of fufu with 1 lean meat”
NB: this set are the only ones that don’t order
for water, they prefer the one on the table,
used for washing hand”.
4. The formers:
These ones are mostly hated by the acagons
and they are mostly a group of young girls
sponsored by a maga. You will see there table
filled with all sorts of meats, fish, ponmos,
assorted and several chilled drinks, only for
them to eat part of it and leave the rest to the
feasting eyes of the acagon and voracious
eater. After they leave, you start hearing
comments especially from the acagons like ”
haaaaa embarassed, ota aje ni awon omo yii
o ( this girls are enemy of money o).
5. Father xmas:
This list is not complete without them, they
are the popular ones in the hood, the acagons
and voracious eater always pray to meet them
in the canteen. If he enters, you start hearing
“baba agbalagba, chairman, i remain loyal sir”
and he never dissapoints them too.
Feel free to add yours!!!!!!!!!!!