Types Of People You Will Meet At Bank Doors

Visited the bank this monday morning and
met quite number of people at the bank door
so decided to pen down my
observation..Enjoy!
1. The trustworthy ones.
This kind of people will enter the door with
their hands raised up and their heads bowed
down like they have given their life to christ..
People inside will be like ”Oga enter the door
has opened.!
2. The impatient ones.
This ones lack patience,they always wished
the door will open and close fast..
I was entering the bank the other day. A guy
inside started yelling at me.. Do fast come out
nah,when the door hasnt opened yet…. i was
like come Jack me come out nah.. grin grin
3. First timers.
This ones dont know how to operate the
door,some will even think the bank has
closed,some will wait for someone to comeout
before they enter.
4. The suspecious ones.
This ones will have to pull their
belt,necklace,wristwatch,bangles,shoes,drop
their phones,keys even after much done they
would be denied entrance.. The security officer
be like ”oga you be welder ? cheesy ”
5.The Experts.
This kind of people frequent the bank and now
with idea of how to bypass the sequrity..when
they enter the door they would hold out every
metal object like keys,phones outside the door
until the door makes attempt to close.. When
one door closes the other must open. wink
6. The Restless.
This ones will even join someone in entering
the door, even when they enter alone they will
want to know how many people are inside the
bank before the door opens.
7. Questionaries.
This ones will come to the door and ask
questions that one needs to consult the gods
before they answer, questions like..
People full inside bank?
Them they pay inside?
Teller still remain?
The ac dey work?
Have you guys closed for work?
Them dey show match inside?
8. The battle kings.
When there is no one inside the door and
coincidentally two people wants to enter from
both inside the bank and outside.. They will
keep pressing the buttons vigorously like a
game pad..
Who the cap fits let him wear.!
Feel free to add yours!

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